As you learned from my recent post, I am a little concerned about the fact that I no longer work or have a steady source of income. On top of this, I have come to the realization that I may indeed live a lot longer than anticipated and will therefore need a lot more dough in my twilight years. So imagine my surprise, and outright delight, when the very next day I was advised by a letter addressed to me that “SOMEONE WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU” and get this, that there was an income opportunity waiting for me in the porn business as an actor. Yes, ME! They need ME, apparently because “the porn business is tired….and they need new blood,” like ME!
From what I can gather, I was referred to Eden Video by one of their sex scouts who thinks I will be perfect as one of a few select guys “who want to have sex with beautiful XXX STARLETS and get paid for their time.” All I can say is, COUNT ME IN!! When do we begin filming?
Wait, there’s more. According to Max Eden, the women I’m going to be “working” (I added the quote marks here because obviously this won’t really be work for a stud like me) with are “fresh, barely legal girls (at least 18) trying to prove they are adults,” in addition to nymphos and “older gals trying to live out a fantasy.” And best of all, I’m going to get paid for this.
From what I can gather, I was referred to Eden Video by one of their sex scouts who thinks I will be perfect as one of a few select guys “who want to have sex with beautiful XXX STARLETS and get paid for their time.” All I can say is, COUNT ME IN!! When do we begin filming?
Wait, there’s more. According to Max Eden, the women I’m going to be “working” (I added the quote marks here because obviously this won’t really be work for a stud like me) with are “fresh, barely legal girls (at least 18) trying to prove they are adults,” in addition to nymphos and “older gals trying to live out a fantasy.” And best of all, I’m going to get paid for this.
As any respectable job seeker would do, I wanted to learn about the other benefits of the job of having sex with XXX STARLETS, nymphos and the like. Well, for one, there is no mandatory retirement age. Apparently, I can work well into my golden years with this being my dream job until I decide to retire. Indeed! My fear of being forced into the fast food service business as a “mature adult” has proven to be unfounded. In addition, I will be allowed to pick which girls I’ll “work” with, and I can “work” as much or as little as I want. (Kinda like when I was beer vendor at Wrigley Field-what I had previously considered a dream job until now.) Imagine that. After decades of having to seduce, connive and persuade women to have sex with me, I now get to PICK and CHOOSE!
Its funny the way things always have a tendency to work out. One day I’m about to don my headset and begin practicing the art of taking orders for burgers and fries, and the next I’m ready to choose which porn starlet I’m going to be paid to have sex with. Ah life, ain’t it grand. Well, I don’t want to delay much longer. I’m going to go share my good fortune with my live-in honey, Dyan, and as soon as she signs off on this and gives me the thumbs-up, I’ll be heading back to “work.”
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Hey Michael, I don't know if you will ever view this but here goes. One night, one boring night sitting around with Joyce I looked you up on the net and this is what came up. So how is it going I have been an RN for 15 years, married once and divorced. Once was enough for me. Both of my parents are gone and one sibling. I am still grieving his loss. So much more but not here. Gina
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